Night Crumbs

“Oh yes, this is my new husband I was telling you about and that’s Harry Jr., the little adorable baby we adopted together. I wish they could’ve been here to meet you today” – me showing this picture to my family members at Easter brunch on Sunday right before they call the men in white coats on me – Lainey Gossip

What will David O. Russell say?! – Celebitchy

I’ve heard this one before, but Kenya Moore is supposedly moving into Moore Manor any day now – Reality Tea 

Harry Jr., close your eyes! You don’t need to see this picture of Chelsea Handler making it way too easy – Drunken Stepfather

Team Brit Brit probably searched Iggy Azalea’s house for any of her own CDs. They didn’t want Brit Brit to find and listen to those. She’s already been through enough – OMG Blog

That teenager Madge exposed in Australia is really stretching out her 15 milliseconds… – The Superficial 

Amanda Peet, the only heterosexual woman alive, told her husband, who co-created Game of Thrones, that if he didn’t bring Jon Snow back, she’d leave him and he’d have to go gay with his writing partner – Towleroad

Jennifer Lawrence should put those fug shoes in the sink and piss on them – Popoholic

Someone needs to call 7 On Your Side – Hollywood Tuna

Poor kitten had to turn to a life of crime to get its drug of choice –  The Berry

Robert De Niro defends showing an anti-vaxxer documentary at the Tribeca Film Festival – Boy Culture  

The time Katharine Hepburn read Jane Fonda – HuffPo

Screw figure skating and wrestling, Tonya Harding was born to ACT! – Just Jared

And finally, here’s Alexander Skarsgard in a t-shirt. The end. – Popsugar

Pic: Instagram