Even Peter Brant Jr.’s Lawyer Thinks He’s An “Idiot”

March 25, 2016 / Posted by:

“Just when I thought I was going to be able to leave for St. Lucia for the Easter holiday early, this drunk twat had to fuck up again,” – the lawyer in that picture, probably.

Peter Brant Jr. is the 22-year-old spoiled rich kid socialite son of Stephanie Seymour and billionaire Peter Brant, and you may know him best from those touching pictures of him getting a boner while hugging on his mom in St. Barts or that Vanity Fair piece that took insufferableness (and hilariousness) to new levels. Well, Peter Brant solidified his title as the Conrad Hilton of the East Coast on Wednesday night when he was arrested for allegedly going off on Port Authority cops while waiting to board a JetBlue flight to West Palm Beach, FL at JFK in NYC. You know, you too would probably bust into a cunt meltdown if daddy made you fly JetBlue instead of getting you a private plane. Instead of arresting him, those cops should’ve prayed for Peter for having to endure the struggle of flying on JetBlue!!

Page Six says that PBJ turned into a tornado of messiness when Port Authority cops told him he was too drunk to get on the flight. PBJ allegedly cursed the cops out, and when the officers tried to arrest him, he flailed his arms and legs and refused to be put into handcuffs. One cop apparently got hurt during PBJ’s flail tantrum and had to go to the hospital. He was charged with felony assault and was later released on $5,000. The Assistant D.A. released this statement:

“The defendant became so confrontational with airline staff due to extreme intoxication by at least alcohol, if not something more. The airline refused him passage and called the police. He became very agitated, upset and boisterous about being refused boarding.”

Peter told Page Six that he only had three drinks. Peter’s lawyer kept it 100% real when he said, ”He acted like an idiot.” The bar is so low that I actually wanted to slow clap for Peter when I finished reading Page Six’s story and didn’t see anything about how he screamed out, “Do you know who my daddy is?”, at the cops.

Stephanie Seymour got arrested for DUI back in January, so I have a feeling we’re going to get a new set of beach boner bonding pictures of her and PBJ after they go off to rehab together in Antigua.

And here’s PBJ working the nerves of two officers outside of court yesterday:

Pics: Splash

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