So remember all the way back to yesterday when Katt Williams reminded us he’s still a giant (not literally, of course) mess by sucker punching an alleged 7th grader? Well, Katt’s friends spoke to TMZ about the incident, and they would like you to know that sucker punch was totally an act of self defense.
According to sources, the fight between Feral Katt and a kitten happened during a soccer game in Atlanta and not Florida, as was previously reported. They claim it started when the kid began agitating Katt, who was minding his own business and sitting against a wall. The kid then challenged Katt to get up and “threatened” Katt by getting real close to his face and putting him in a headlock. Katt responded by punching him in the face. Katt’s people claim that if you look closely, you’ll see that Katt’s hair is all mussed up right before he punches the kid, which is their proof that he had been put in a headlock and was just defending himself.
However, TMZ also pulled out their magnifying glasses and they’re calling catshit on the “It was self defense!” excuse. The full video of the fight has made its way to the internet, and their verdict is that Katt was the first one to get violent.
Katt does appear to have some fucked-up hair happening before he sucker punches the kid, but I think that might be the result of being Katt Williams. TMZ says the police are currently investigating this mess. They add that Katt is currently the target of their investigation, because fighting with kids doesn’t look good when you were just released on bail for an assault charge on the condition that you wouldn’t assault anyone.
Forget the police. Send Jackson Galaxy to Katt Williams’ house to film a special celebrity episode spin-off called My Katt from Hell.