Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 24, 2016 / Posted by:

The magnificent wig, toupee, dead guinea pig or whatever lays itself on the head of Hulk Hogan’s lawyer David Houston!

Hulk Hogan winning $140 million from Gawker completely makes sense now. The jury in St. Petersburg, FL was obviously hypnotized by the exquisite rug of copper-spun eleganza that lives on David Houston’s head. As soon as that jury entered the court room for the first time, they could barely see since their corneas immediately squirted out a layer of jizz from seeing that luscious mop of gorgeousness. The jury could’ve signed, sealed and delivered the verdict 2 seconds into the trial, because you must immediately side with the trick whose lawyer looks like they’ve trained two long-haired cats to calmly lay down on his head in the name of beauty!

Hulk Hogan was on The View yesterday to talk about winning his privacy violation lawsuit against Gawker, and sitting next to him, was one of his lawyers whose hair looked like it was just pulled out of a plastic bag attached to a Donald Trump knock-off costume called Ronald Chump (sold exclusively at The Dollar General). David Houston looks like a grown puppet playing a toddler playing a business man. While watching Hulk Hogan talk on The View, I was, of course, mesmerized by the giant dollop of perfection on top of Mr. Houston’s head, but I was also mesmerized by how his eyes got all big while listening to the shit fumes that came out of his client’s peroxide-framed mouth slit.

And HSOTD runner-up goes to the curtain of Barbie ponytails attached to the inside of Hulk Hogan’s bandana. Polyester hair beauty all around!

Pic: @TheView (For Erika and Louis)

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