The Plot Thickens (Or Thins, Depending On How Much You Care): Elizabeth Olsen Was Never Asked To Do “Fuller House”

The makers of Making A Murderer are currently working on a second season for Netflix, but they need to hit the red ABORT button on those plans and instead shift their focus to investigating and thoroughly covering the journey to get Michelle Tanner in Fuller House. That American saga has more twists and turns than the Trollsens’ spinning heads when they do a Satanic spell on a bitch.

When it was announced that after a little back and forth, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen officially dropped a thick troll queef on the idea of playing Michelle Tanner in Fuller House, John Stamos said that they reached out to the Trollsens’ movie star younger sister Elizabeth Olsen. They thought it would be funny for her to play Michelle Tanner. At the time, Elizabeth Olsen was getting that Marvel money and when she wasn’t doing that, she was spinning on the dick attached to Tumblr’s husband Tom Hiddleston, so her team turned down that invitation. (“How rude!” said Stephanie Tanner and everybody else.)

Since Michelle Tanner not being in Fuller House is obviously huge news, E! News asked Elizabeth Olsen about it at last night’s premiere of I Saw The Light (or as a Hiddlestoner calls it “I Saw My Panty Pudding Squirting Out When Tom Hiddleston’s Face Appeared On Screen.“) Elizabeth was asked if she was really offered the role of a lifetime and she tried to act like nobody in her team got that offer. I guess calling John Stamos a fucking liar runs in the family. via E!

When asked about producers throwing her name out there to possibly play the fan-favorite character in the reboot, Olsen said she certainly didn’t get an offer. “If I did, I’m pretty sure no one on my team heard it,” she tells us. “I don’t know where that started.”

She lying. The producers of Fuller House were so hard-up to get any Olsen to play Michelle Tanner that I’m surprised they didn’t ask Susan Olsen to do it.

Elizabeth Olsen’s “team” probably turned it down because they feel like she’s too good for that. If that’s the case, they need to get two things: a clue and over themselves. Because if the Olsens were never in Full House, they probably wouldn’t have become stars and if they didn’t become stars, Elizabeth Olsen probably wouldn’t have a huge career. Elizabeth Olsen owes Full House! Not only that, but who turns down the chance to work with legendary icon Kimmy Gibbler? Turning down a chance to share camera time with Kimmy Gibbler is like turning down the chance to suck a hot 9″inch peen. Nobody does that!

And here’s E-liar-beth Olsen wearing one of Mrs. Roper’s freakum dresses while posing with Tom Hiddleston last night.

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