Night Crumbs

Oscar winner Leonardo DiCaprio (I think all of us are legally obligated to type that every time, it is a law) is promoting The Revenant in Japan, and it looks like his bear muff beard is slowly growing back. The gnats and lice of the world are currently packing their things, because it looks like their favorite vacation spot, Leonardo’s greasy beard, will be ready by summer – Lainey Gossip 

Wolfgang Puck practically called Posh Beckham a vegebitch who only eats spinach and doesn’t talk to anyone at his restaurant, and for that, she is going to eat a juicy steak, and it’ll be made out of his flesh! – Celebitchy

And here’s the footage from Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant of Posh Beckham eating that spinach – The Berry 

German’s finest rose now has a pair of extremely elegant heart-shaped nipples. She looks like the Real Doll version of Tenderheart Care Bear – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

MiserAlba is still at the beach – The Superficial 

Cover your ears, Atlanta, because I don’t want the sound of Kenya Moore’s ego exploding to hurt you – Reality Tea 

The twat wig that Olivia Wilde worked in an episode of Vinyl needed to be more Sascrotch-like. It is the 70s after all – WWTDD

Chloe Grace Moretz (and a dude sleeping on a mattress in the pool) posed for Complex – Hollywood Tuna 

Frances Bean Cobain and her Kurt Cobain-looking ass husband are getting a divorce – Just Jared

Another day, another picture of Bella Thorne looking like a lot lizard who just won a chunk of money playing Scratchers – Popoholic

Panty Creamer of the Day: That hot math teacher’s new Emporio Armani campaign – Towleroad

Stop singing and kiss! – OMG Blog

Unless A-Rod’s new girlfriend can bench press a Kia, he has completely thrown us a plot twist by dating against type – Jezebel

I’ve seen Sims that look more natural and human than Tara Reid does in these pictures – SOW

Rest in peace, Phife Dawg – IDLYITW

Pic: Wenn.com