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March 22, 2016 / Posted by:

Brigit, the pussy thief with a fetish for men’s chonies!

It’s been a while since I’ve covered an actual cat burglar, and this one would definitely make past pussy robbers, Oscar the Klepto Kitty and The Pussy Burglar Of Swindon, proud!

Sarah Nathan called out her man panties-snatching pussy on Facebook when she posted a picture of her cat and her cat’s booty. Brigit the cat burglar and her human Sarah Nathan live in the suburb of Hamilton East in central Hamilton in New Zealand, and not long after they moved in, that pussy started trolling the neighborhood for her new drug of choice: men’s undies.

Sarah tells the NZ Herald that 6-year-old Brigit has always been a thief, but when they moved into their new house, she really stepped up her Lindsay Lohan-approved game and now only steals men’s boxer briefs and socks. Sarah thinks that the stolen undies all belong to the same dude. Sarah has put notes in her neighbors’ mailboxes about her pussy’s underwear-stealing ways, but so far no dude has come forward to claim his snatched chonies. I don’t know if Brigit is trying to tell Sarah something or not, but she says that her pussy sometimes leaves the underwear on her bed.

Sarah also says that most of the dude panties are clean, because they have that “crispy feeling.” Um “crispy feeling” must mean something different in New Zealand, because to me, if Brigit is stealing a bunch of “crispy feeling” men’s underwear, she needs to immediately check into rehab for her addiction to dick queso and dried butt sweat syrup. It’d also tell me that Russell Brand must be living in New Zealand now and  Brigit is breaking into his bathroom to steal from his dirty laundry basket (which probably looks like this). Brigit is also a very thoughtful thief, because her ass knows that a lone sock is mostly a useless sock. Sarah said this:

“It’s an absolute obsession. A night does not go by without her bringing things home. I got up this morning and there were another four socks in the house.

We just did a really big gardening session and we found a whole bunch of them stuck in the fence. One will be at the front door and one will be at the back door – so she’s obviously gone back to get the matching sock. I feel so bad about it – someone is spending a fortune on underwear. Brigit is just more dedicated to her hunt.”

Either Brigit is trying to play matchmaker and wants her human to date the dude she’s stealing undies from (that sounds like the plot of a truly shitty rom-com from the early aughts starring Renee Zellweger) or she’s trying to make a small fortune from selling used men’s underwear and socks on eBay. I’m going to go with the latter, because I want to choose to believe that in New Zealand exists a pussy who has dreams of becoming a used men’s chonies mogul.

Pic: Facebook (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)

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