Night Crumbs

BREAKING: Oscar Isaac eats Cheetos with chopsticks and that just seems unnatural, dumb and weird. Half of the fun of eating Cheetos is sucking that processed cheese dust off of your fingers. And now I’m feeling things from picturing Oscar Isaac sucking processed cheese dust off of his fingers and you know it’ll get all over that stache and I better stop before I start writing Cheetos porn – Lainey Gossip 

Pepaw Steven Bauer and his 20-year-old Tea Party activist piece are still together – Celebitchy

NeNe Leakes, who? Cynthia Bailey will join the all-star A-list cast of  Sharknado 4 – Reality Tea 

Naomi Watts is giving you “bored inmate in a really fancy prison cell” – Drunken Stepfather

I see that the Kartrashians’ Instagram Photoshopper works for Brit Brit Spears on the side – The Superficial 

I don’t know why Tyga carries a gun anyway. If someone is trying to rob him of the money he doesn’t have, he just has to smile at them and they’ll pass out from laughing at that Barbie grill – WWTDD

Is this a clip from Nickelodeon’s reboot of Donnie Darko? – Towleroad

Meghan Trainor’s shitty new video and song is what it would look like if Wynonna Judd tried to break into pop in the late 90s by doing a song for the Batman & Robin soundtrack – Jezebel

Wonder Woman is apparently the real star of Batman vs. Superman – IDLYITW

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid look like assistant managers at a Contempo Casuals and that may be the greatest compliment I’ve ever given anyone – Popoholic

Adele sort-of twerked during a show, and yeah, she still did it better than Miley – Popsugar

Fresh Off The Boat is doing a Melrose Place-themed episode and I guess, Marcia Cross, Heather Locklear, Laura Leighton, Jamie Luner and Josie Bissett weren’t available, so they settled for Alison Parker – SOW

This dog is a whore for petting – The Berry 

Tyra Banks looks like a rejected Fly Girl – Just Jared

Veep is FINALLY coming back, and this time, President Selena fucks Roger from Mad Men – Pajiba

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