Little Bunny Foo Foo Popping Off In The Mall, Scooping Up The Daddies And Bopping ‘Em On The Head

March 21, 2016 / Posted by:

When I was shopping for the usual (Hot Fries, coffee, vodka and crotch critters-killing liquid aka RID) at Target yesterday, my eyes rolled a few times over all the pastel-covered Easter crap. I was definitely not ready for Easter, but now I am after watching this video of Peter Cottonfists and a dad fighting like drunk chicks on a Spirit Airlines flight. Nothing will get you into the Easter spirit like a good old-fashioned mall fight show between a grown dude in a bunny costume and a mad daddy.

NJ.com says that at the Newport Centre Mall in Jersey City, NJ yesterday evening, a scene straight out of an Easter remake of Bad Santa called Bad Bunny broke out. The story goes that rage filled a dad’s veins when his 1-year-old daughter slipped off of a chair while taking a picture with the Easter Bunny. The dad allegedly responded by cursing out the Easter Bunny before landing a fist on that furry trick. Great, now thanks to that dad, his daughter is so not going to get a basket from Walgreens from the Easter Bunny on Sunday. The dad supposedly went full on Jay and Silent Bob on that bunny. But ole’ Fluffy Mayweather wasn’t just going to let some dad beat his ass. The 22-year-old dude in the Easter Bunny costume, pulled off his rabbit head, yanked off his white fluffy gloves and went after that dad.

These videos shot by a witness will probably bring on the Furries vs. Humans war of the century, because the furries are not going to stand for a human abusing one of their own:

Both of these messes were taken to the hospital with minor injuries. Neither of them were charged with anything, because the cops don’t know who started the fight. Hmmm, I bet I know what really went down…..

Somewhere in all of that messiness, I bet you’d find Santa Claus and The Tooth Fairy cackling as the Easter Bunny got whooped. They probably teamed up and orchestrated this fight to bring the Easter Bunny down!

And yeah, that little 1-year-old was probably traumatized from¬†watching her dad beat up the Easter Bunny. But that’s not as traumatizing as having to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. These children definitely know what I’m talking about and I bet they have the therapy bills to prove it.

Pics: Buzzfeed, Awkward Family Photos (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)

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