Here’s Justin Bieber and Marilyn Manson posing for a selfie while looking like they’re starring in an awareness campaign for an organization called Big Brothers for Lil’ Douchebags.
Justin, who looks like a bootleg Aaron Carter doll in that picture, announced his random-ass friendship with Marilyn Manson yesterday on Instagram. Justin captioned the pic: “Night out in la with the boys.” Yeah, about that. I don’t know what age Marilyn gave when during his initiation into Bieber’s Boys Club, but they might want to take a closer look at the date on his driver’s license.
As for how Justin Bieber and Marilyn Manson became friends, People says it started after Justin was seen wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt. Then last week, Marilyn Instagrammed a picture of himself wearing one of Justin Bieber’s t-shirts. “Matching t-shirts? Pfft, amateur” scoffed the undisputed king of mid-life crisis coattail riding Wayne Coyne.
A friendship between Justin Bieber and Marilyn Manson makes zero sense. I’m 99% positive that Marilyn Manson is listed in Justin’s phone as “The creepy guy from my favorite Urban Outfitters t-shirt.” But I don’t see it lasting for very long. Eventually Justin will do a little internet sleuthing on his new pal, find the music video for “Sweet Dreams“, and their friendship will be over as quickly as it began. Nothing kills a friendship faster than receiving an angry phone call from you friend’s mom and listening to her scream at you for 10 minutes about giving her kid nightmares.
And if you can believe it, that wasn’t Justin’s most mentally confusing picture of a famous person he posted on Instagram this weekend. On Saturday, he posted a throwback pic of him kissing his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez.
According to the Daily Mail, Selena wasn’t creeped out over it. She thought it was “Perfect.” Justin and Selena have been over for a long time, so I have no idea why he’s still pulling desperate social media moves. But based on this video from Entertainment Tonight, I’m going to guess it was the result of replacing the apple juice in his sippy cup with booze on Saturday night. Because as anyone who has ever done some questionable “Still missing you” shit on social media, booze is usually the reason why it happened.
“I feel like a lot of the reason why there’s so many people that hate on me is cause I’m just myself.” No Justin, that’s the only reason.
Pic: Justin Bieber