An Extremely Important Update To An Extremely Important Political Story

March 21, 2016 / Posted by:

The POTUS dreams of Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and my personal pick Limberbutt McCubbins were shattered like a meth pipe in a vagina when Aaron Carter declared that his vote is probably going to go to Donald Trump. Aaron said in a tweet and later told GQ that despite all of the “wall” shit, he’s into Trump. But well, there’s been a YUGE development that is beyond great news for the other candidates, but sad and tragic news for the Trump campaign. Chris Christie is licking the greasy tears trickling down his master’s face, because Aaron Carter has declared on Twatter that he’s not voting for Trump anymore, because he’s not voting at all!

The torn-off hardened scab has a new album called Fool’s Gold coming out and when he thanked his followers for supporting it and him on Twitter, one of them said that she loves him even though he’s voting for Trump. That’s when Aaron dropped a bomb on the entire election by saying that he’s not voting anymore and it’s all because of mean ass bullies who have bullied him the same way pictures of him bully your eyes. Aaron claims that ever since he jacked off Trump in a tweet, he’s gotten tons of hate and death threats thrown at him. Aaron’s Twatter profile tells me that he joined in 2009, so he’s been around long enough to know that you could tweet something as innocent as, “I like cake better than pie,” and the crazed pie stans will tell you to butt fuck yourself with a cake made of SARS while walking into oncoming traffic. But I guess Aaron couldn’t take it:

I honestly don’t think I will at this point. I’ve been bullied so badly because of it I don’t even want to vote now

I’m good thanks. Death threats and and over abundance of attempts to humiliate me is crazy.

And I actually thinks it’s quite contradicting that people come at me for my beliefs but are doing the exact thing to me that they hate …

So, Aaron announces who he’s thinking of voting for, some people hate on him because of it and so now he’s not voting at all? Aaron Carter is really showing them. Well, at least Aaron is consistent at not making any fucking sense. But really, I doubt Donald Trump cares, because over the weekend, he won an endorsement that really, really matters. Trump has won the couch fucker majority because Scott Baio has endorsed him. That really relevant bit of information will probably move everyone to vote for the flaming piece of butt corn, but personally, I’m waiting to hear who Buddy Lembeck endorses.

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