There is a magical place, one most people dream, but only a select few get to see, let alone be a part of. It is decadent, gold splashed everywhere, designer shopping bags filled with goodies and champagne that pours directly onto your breasts and into your glass. This magical place is the Gold Diggers Hall of Fame and every Hollywood tramp, I mean, Lady, dreams of having her picture up in it one day. However, there is a dark and sad place within its hallowed walls… the Room of Failure. This room is piled high with broken shovels and black and white photos with cracked glass of those that did not seal the deal, sell the story or simply fucked up. Queen of this sad place is Oksana Grigorieva, the baby mama of Mel Gibson.
Oksana is back in the news today because she’s hoping to limp out of the Room of Failure by asking for more, much more, in child support. Based on her past plays and scorecard, I’m not gonna hold out any hope or place my chips on her. She fucked up real bad, real big back in 2011 when she said “no” to Mel’s offer of $15 million. She made it out like she mostly said no because she wanted to rework the part of the deal involving him spending unsupervised time with their daughter, Lucia. We all strained to not spit up whatever we were drinking, including the judge. She ended up getting $750,000 over six years and Mel got even more daddy time with the kid. Since then it’s been blow after blow. She filed for bankruptcy in 2014 and was fined a shit ton the same year for talking about Mel when she wasn’t supposed to. I was pretty surprised back when this all happened because of Mel’s history with anti-semitism, sexism, alcohol and even admitting to hitting her. I thought his sugartits were done for but he’s the slime that keeps on sliming, I suppose.
Now TMZ is reporting that Oksana is heading back to court to try and up her $20,000 a month to $100,000. She’s claiming she needs the money to higher more security for their daughter, even though she has no proof that she’s at risk, as well as to support a certain lifestlye (travel, lodging, etc). Maybe this is her time? Maybe she’s been playing some slow burn game and this time the judge will be like, “my poor girl! What a travesty! I award you a million dollars a month forever and ever!” But I’m not counting on that. And neither should she. I’m just hoping that judge punishes Mel more harshly than whatever heartless creature judge they got before. What a monster!