The 17-Year-Old Who Got Janet Jackson’d By Madonna Isn’t Mad At Her

March 18, 2016 / Posted by:

When we last left the High Priestess of the Illuminati, she was screaming “SEXISM!”, over the media blaming her sad, messy clown and horny, desperate drunk memaw acts on booze. Well, now Madonna is getting balls of flaming shit thrown at her for exposing a 17-year-old nipple to thousands of people and telling the girl, “You can do the same to me…. Do you want to make my hole big again?” while pointing to her crotch. “Um, hey, I was just calling to see if you needed an extra back-up singer for your tour” is probably what R. Kelly said while leaving a message on Madge’s voicemail today.

As most of us know, there’s a part in Madge’s show where she brings up someone from the audience and spanks them, dances with them and sometimes dry humps their body. During her show in Brisbane on Thursday night, Madge brought 17-year-old Josephine Georgiou to the stage and did the usual. But since the Australian leg of her Rebel Heart tour has been messier than usual, Madge upped the fuckery factor by yanking at Josephine’s corset top thing, which gave everyone a view of her teenage chichi. Madge actually seem surprised, because I guess she didn’t know that when you yank on a top that doesn’t have straps, there’s a good chance you’re going to get an eyeful of nip. She spit out a sorry to Josephine and called it sexual harassment. And then she invited Josephine to return the favor by making her hole bigger. Josephine didn’t RSVP to that party. Here’s the clip that would probably make the entire world melt into a puddle of outrage if Madge was a 57-year-old dude instead of a 57-year-old chick:

After that clip went viral and some guessed that Josephine’s parents were about to slap Madge in the face with a lawsuit, the 17-year-old told the media that it wasn’t a big deal at all. Josephine told the Australian news/talk show The Project (via The Daily Mail) that during Madge’s concert, a staff member asked her if she wanted to come up on stage. Josephine was told that Madge would bring her up and spank her and dance with her, etc… Josephine didn’t expect Madge to yank at her top, but she isn’t mad and called it a “bonding” moment. Josephine also went full Cassie by practically saying, “It’s just a titty!

“It’s ridiculous to me it’s like, it’s such a big deal right now.

I was wearing a leather corset, with nipple rings on it, she was holding onto the ring. As [Madonna] was talking, she was moving, it was tugged a bit but I didn’t mind and then one was too much. It was so fine. Like, it was nothing. It was not a big deal. It’s just my boob, it’s just part of my body, it’s just more of me. It was seriously, nothing, I didn’t think of it until everyone totally freaked out about it. It’s so ridiculous to me I’m on TV for having a breast.”

As for Josephine’s mom…. She’s Australian’s answer to Regina George’s mom, because she loved all of it. She reportedly wrote this on Facebook:

“Madonna just spanked my daughter, so proud. Josephine wasn’t ‘humiliated’ like the media are reporting. She was thrilled to bits and had the time of her life #rebelheart #bitchimmadonna.”

Josephine says she isn’t going to sue and she’s not going to file a complaint with the police. The age of consent in the land Down Under is 16.

And Josephine went on to say, “Madonna did feel pretty bad about it. Afterward, she whispered in my ear that she’s so sorry about it that she’s not going to drag me backstage to a makeshift Satanic ritual chamber and suck my youthful blood out of my veins. Thanks, Madonna!

Pic: Splash

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