The Invictus Games are happening in Orlando, Florida this May and Prince Hot Ginge is going to be there, of course. Since I want to breathe in the same air that PHG exhales, I tried to book a Southwest flight from LAX to Orlando on those dates, but when I entered my name into the passenger info, it said that it couldn’t process my order due to me being a crazy stalker bitch and then it automatically forwarded my browser to the website of the mental health facility nearest me. I don’t know what that’s about, but anyway, PHG was on Good Morning America today to talk about the Invictus Games and his other charity work with Robin Roberts.
PHG got into talking about his late mother Princess Diana and said that he hopes she’s proud of all the charity work he and his brother Prince William do. While talking about her, the raw emotions came out a little and he kind of got choked up. I wanted to let him know that he can rest his head on my buttocks… That was a Freudian typo. I, of course, meant to say bosoms and that shit makes more sense since they’re fluffier. I’ve been drinking a lot of soy milk lately. PHG also talked about how he can’t wait to be a daddy and that led to him talking about how he’s the King of Hugs and he’d rather hug than shake hands. You heard him!
“I can’t wait for the day. So, you know, it will be fantastic…. I’ve got a kid inside of me. I want to keep that. I adore kids. I enjoy everything that they bring to the party. They just say what they think. Everyone needs a hug every now and then and it just so happens that I’ve been told over and over again that I’m very good with hugs, which is great. Good at giving hugs. Fantastic. Being in the prince role, you’ve got to shake hands. I would choose hugging over shaking hands most of the time… with people I know. Before anyone gets ideas.”
“Before anyone gets ideas?” That idea has already been gotten. Although, it might be hard for me to greet PHG with a hug after his royal guards have tased me in the ass and hog tied me, but I’ll still try!
— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 18, 2016
And here’s PHG’s sissy-in-law Duchess Kate working hard at the opening of the new East Anglia Childrens Hospice in London.