Rose McGowan must already be feeling the effects of that big ass lawsuit. Rose is trying to save money by not buying clothes and is going out wearing shirts made of napkins and crib skirts.
Rose’s rep confirms to People that she’s been hit with a multi-million dollar lawsuit from a woman who has apparently been in a bad way and it’s thanks to one of her dogs. TMZ was first to report the sad, shitty news. An 85-year-old woman named Elna Ebner (who may or may not be named after a silent movie star) is suffering from extreme brain damage and has been lying in a bed with 24/7 care after Rose’s dog Mrs. Noodle jumped on her, causing her to fall and crack her head on the cement. Elna says that she and her daughter were on a walk in the Hollywood Hills when Rose’s dog walker approached with Mrs. Noodle and a smaller dog friend.
Mrs. Noodle jumped on her, and she couldn’t hold up the pooch, so she fell backwards. This is what Mrs. Noodle looks like if you’re wondering.
Rose is named as a defendant because she’s Mrs. Noodle’s human, but Elna is really trying to get millions out of Rose’s insurance company. Rose gave a statement to TMZ where she said that Elna Ebner was the one who wanted to kiki with Mrs. Noodle and she doesn’t think she should be on the hook for this accident:
“Elna walks through the neighborhood every day. She’s a trooper. I was working in NYC when my dog walker stopped to talk to two of my neighbors, an 85 year old mother and her older daughter. My sweet as pie foster dog, Mrs. Noodle, a large but terribly gentle mixed breed, put her paws on the knees of a woman that stands 4’7″.
The woman was standing on the hill’s 65% incline. This terribly sad accident was an unfortunate sequence of events. Do I wish this tiny elderly woman hadn’t stopped to talk to my foster dog? Yes. Did it happen? Yes. Am I responsible? No.”
I have two big questions:
1. Has Mrs. Noodle’s dog ear ever been whispered into by the one and only Cesar Milan?
2. Was Elna Ebner eating bacon that morning and if so, did a little bit of grease get on her clothes?
If the answer to both of those questions is yes, then pull out the handcuffs and arrest Cesar Milan!! If he gets crazy, put him in a calm submissive state by finger poking his stomach.