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March 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Lucky Sprite, Patty O’Green’s sprite from the raver propaganda cartoon series Rainbow Brite!

Patty O’Green was HSOTD a million years ago (7 years to be exact, which is practically a million years in Internet time) and back then I praised her for being the drunk stoner she is, but I wrongly failed to mention her “sprite” Lucky. Rainbow Brite and all of her raver friends each had their own personal sprite who looked like the furry nutsack of a Muppet and whose jobs were to supervise the other like-colored sprites working in the color mines. Lucky’s little sprite bitches mined Patty’s color which was processed into Green Star Sprinkles and spread across the universe to make it a greener place. RainbowBrite.net (aka my new homepage) described Lucky Sprite like this:

Top of the mornin’ to ya! 🙂 My name’s Lucky! Guess which Color Kid I stick by the most? Yup! Patty O’Green! She’s the greatest! I love mining green Color Crystals in the Color Caves. Rainbow uses them for so many things to make the world beautiful! Trees, grass, frogs – where would we be without the color green?? I’ve also been known to be a “good luck charm” so stick with me and things’ll go your way! 🙂

So in other words, “sprite” is a cutesy and whimsical name for dealer.

But where would we be without green? I’d have a lot more free time since I probably wouldn’t spend hours upon hours binge-watching She-Ra episodes. Seth Rogen wouldn’t have much of a career and Frito-Lay would have to stop making BBQ-flavored Fritos due to low sales. We would be nothing without green. So thank you Lucky Sprite and Patty O’Green for spreading the beautiful, beautiful green!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to us all!

Pic: Pasnack

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