Night Crumbs
Meanwhile during RiRi’s ANTI show in Miami, she butt humped Drake’s crotch as he looked like he came so hard that his jizz load ricocheted off of his pants and went back up his peen slit. And what in Boca Raton grandma at the club hell is he wearing? – Lainey Gossip
Yolanda Hadid refused to talk about a part of her personal life on the reunion of a reality show that supposedly shows her personal life – Reality Tea
It’s Pippi Cheetostocking, bitch! – The Superficial
“And send him to the gallows after this” whispered Prince William into the ear of one of his minions after a reporter asked him about the press calling him a lazy bitch – Celebitchy
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly looks like she’s trying to push out a fart bubble on the cover of Hunger Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Um, someone should tell the demure blossom Alicia Arden that the strings are supposed to go between her butt cheeks, not on them – The Nip Slip
“Hey, Eva Longoria, on a scale of 1 to 5, how much of a bitch was Teri Snatcher to you during Desperate Housewives?” – Popoholic
Kimmy Kartrashian sent Emily Ratatattat a thank you bouquet for defending her naked Real Doll selfie – WWTDD
If I ever find myself on Survivor, I must remember this trick. And yes, I’m sure lemons, metal pins and wire grows on palm trees – Hollywood Tuna
RIP Person of Interest – SOW
I’m still not 100% what an Olly Murs is, but now I know that 20% of him is into dick – Towleroad
Proof that the girl groups of the 90s didn’t fuck around: Scary Spice and a member of All Saints got into a bathroom beatdown once – OMG Blog
The first trailer for the Ben-Hur remake nobody asked for is out and my b-hole didn’t pucker once, which means it needs about 1000% more gayness in it – Just Jared
In November, The Nanny should cross out every the name of every presidential candidate on her ballot and write “Mr. Sheffield” – Boy Culture
Fifty Shades of Baby Barf: Jamie Dornan is a dad again – Popsugar
This is the Airbnb of my 6-year-old self’s dreams – The Berry
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