Night Crumbs

March 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Meanwhile during RiRi’s ANTI show in Miami, she butt humped Drake’s crotch as he looked like he came so hard that his jizz load ricocheted off of his pants and went back up his peen slit. And what in Boca Raton grandma at the club hell is he wearing? – Lainey Gossip 

Yolanda Hadid refused to talk about a part of her personal life on the reunion of a reality show that supposedly shows her personal life – Reality Tea 

It’s Pippi Cheetostocking, bitch! – The Superficial 

And send him to the gallows after this” whispered Prince William into the ear of one of his minions after a reporter asked him about the press calling him a lazy bitch – Celebitchy

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly looks like she’s trying to push out a fart bubble on the cover of Hunger MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Um, someone should tell the demure blossom Alicia Arden that the strings are supposed to go between her butt cheeks, not on them – The Nip Slip 

Hey, Eva Longoria, on a scale of 1 to 5, how much of a bitch was Teri Snatcher to you during Desperate Housewives?” – Popoholic

Kimmy Kartrashian sent Emily Ratatattat a thank you bouquet for defending her naked Real Doll selfie – WWTDD

If I ever find myself on Survivor, I must remember this trick. And yes, I’m sure lemons, metal pins and wire grows on palm trees – Hollywood Tuna 

RIP Person of InterestSOW

I’m still not 100% what an Olly Murs is, but now I know that 20% of him is into dick – Towleroad

Proof that the girl groups of the 90s didn’t fuck around: Scary Spice and a member of All Saints got into a bathroom beatdown once – OMG Blog

The first trailer for the Ben-Hur remake nobody asked for is out and my b-hole didn’t pucker once, which means it needs about 1000% more gayness in it – Just Jared

In November, The Nanny should cross out every the name of every presidential candidate on her ballot and write “Mr. Sheffield” – Boy Culture

Fifty Shades of Baby Barf: Jamie Dornan is a dad again – Popsugar

This is the Airbnb of my 6-year-old self’s dreams – The Berry 

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