Chris Klein, star of American Pie, Election, and the greatest audition tape of all time, is going to have a baby. Well, technically his wife Laina is, but Chris Klein helped. People says that Chris celebrated his birthday yesterday by announcing on Twitter that he had knocked up his wife of 7 months.
My beautiful wife Laina and I are expecting our first child. 23 weeks along. Gratefully blessed on my 37th B-Day. pic.twitter.com/BFNbKhSemY
— Chris Klein (@iamchrisklein) March 14, 2016
The last time I saw the name “Chris Klein“, it was walking hand-in-hand with a story about another DUI. But Chris Klein has been sober since 2010. So even though Laina and Chris are sort of giving me less messy Michael Lohan and Kate Major in the picture above, we don’t have to be nearly as worried about them having a kid.
Laina is 23 weeks pregnant so far, which means two things. One, Chris only has 17 weeks to convince his wife that they should pay tribute to his low-budget Keanu Reeves roots by naming their baby after the now-dead low-budget department store S. Klein. Two (and most importantly), the Suri Cruise daddy truthers only have 17 weeks before they can do some CSI-style analysis of Baby Klein’s first pictures against the ones of Suri that they ripped out of a 10-year-old copy of Vanity Fair from the public library and taped to their wall. They will prove once and for all that Chris Klein is the real father of Tom Cruise’s “daughter.”