Night Crumbs

The hating peasants who think the young British royals are a bunch of lazies ate their words today when Prince Hot Ginge, Duchess Kate and Prince William worked hard at the Commonwealth Observance Day service. PHG really deserves a bonus for successfully fighting the urge to turn to Duchess Kate and say, “The HELL are you wearing?”  – Lainey Gossip 

Camille Grammer won a lawsuit against the ex who allegedly attacked her – Reality Tea 

Kristen Stewart may be bumping ‘ginas with a French singer who looks like the human embodiment of the 80s section of a Goodwill – Celebitchy

And here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric DontMakeMeGoogleHisLastName giving you a douche-on-deflated-blowup-doll show – Drunken Stepfather

The Mexican actress who met El Chapo with Sean Penn said that Sean Penn lied to her about the Rolling Stone interview – WWTDD

And just like that, I’ve got the tingles for Ian McShane – The Superficial 

Praise the peeno noir gods, because the new trailer for the second season of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is here – Towleroad

Forget Selena Gomez’s hard nips, what is that midriff cape poncho thing she’s wearing? – The Nip Slip 

Still pregnant: Anne Hathaway is – Popoholic

I don’t know what’s messier: The fact that Miley Cyrus and Woody Allen are actually working together or that wig on her head? – OMG Blog

Something to make your ice cold heart feel things: John Boyega visited sick children in the hospital – Popsugar

Cindy Crawford and her daughter are on the cover of Vogue Paris for some reason – Jezebel

Ashley Greene or a melting Teri Hatcher wax figure? – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Palin’s husband is laid up in the hospital after getting messed up in a snowmobile ride gone wrong – IDLYITW

Claire from Lost had a baby – HuffPo

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