Hot Slut Of The Day!

Toby, the “two-nosed” pooch who was saved from doggy death by the owner of the Venice Beach Freakshow.

Metro UK says that this split-nostril’d bag of fluffy adorableness was found on the streets of Fresno, CA by an animal rescue group. I guess those messes at the animal rescue group decided that the best way to “rescue” him would be to send him on a one-way trip to the afterworld, because they apparently planned to off him. I haven’t checked, but I’m pretty sure that animal rescue group may be run by Michael Vick. Thankfully, Todd Ray, who is the Elsa Mars of animals, found out about Toby and was able to save him from being put down. Todd brought Toby back to his home in L.A.

Todd, who FYI holds the Guinness World Record for having the largest collection of two-headed animals, took Toby to his vet. The vet checked Toby out and discovered that the animal rescue group credentials of that animal rescue group should be put down, because he’s totally healthy.  Todd said this about his new “two nosed” dog friend:

“I’m fascinated by weird animals’ beautiful differences and by the magical lessons that they teach us.The uniqueness of their forms show us that normal doesn’t exist. The sad thing is that, at this time, people are at a place where they will let a two-nosed dog get put down before they will adopt him – only because he looks different.”

And here’s a clip of Toby (and yes, every time I see the name Toby I think of Toby’s new trick) from American Awww Story: Freak Show.

Now Todd just needs to find a dog with a cleft butthole and Toby will be in cleft nose dog heaven.

Pic: Caters