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March 13, 2016 / Posted by:

The stunning watch ring (also known as the finger ring) from the 90s! 

In honor of that greedy piece of trash whore known as Daylight Saving Time stealing an hour of sleep from many of us and screwing with our time, today’s HSOTD is the exquisite piece of 90s jewelry that kept time on everyone’s finger. The 80s and 90s seemed to be an important era for watches. It was the golden age of Swatch (since nearly everyone had at least one) and there was a clock on absolutely everything, even backpacks. (I will never forget my gorgeous clock backpack and I hope it’s not in a dark place, like on the back of some annoying hipster who is only wearing 90s shit to be ironic and doesn’t genuinely appreciate it for the work of beautiful art it will forever be.)

The watch ring tried to happen in the 90s and it never did. It was just too damn big and seemed uncomfortable to wear. I do wish it would’ve happened, though. Because if it did, Apple probably would’ve made an Apple Watch Ring. And it would bring me massive amounts of joy watching Apple nerds pull out an Apple Magnifying Glass to check their email on that tiny ass Apple Watch Ring screen.

Today, the finger ring is probably only useful to hos whose piece love their finger-in-the-booty action on the rougher side. (Coming soon: Yeezy Watch Rings!) It’s like getting fucked by time, which is what’s happening to all of us who are suffering through DST today.

Fuck Daylight Saving Time, but long live the watch ring!

Pic: Dahhah

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