Open Post: Hosted By A Foxy Thief

March 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Usually when you hear about a shifty ginger snatching wallets from grown men, you think to yourself that Lindsay Lohan is at it again. But since LiLo is a kept bitch now and is temporarily out of the pick pocket game, this story is about a different thieving ginger.

A group of dudes were playing golf at the County Louth Golf Club in Baltray, Ireland when their game was interrupted by a sneaky, bold fox who strutted up to one of their bags, pulled out a wallet and skedaddled away. The Fantastic Mr. Fox is real and is living in Ireland.

I was rooting for that fox and the sads hit me when I saw the look of failure in his eyes. That fox probably had to go back to his fox friends with his head held down and let them know that he didn’t get the money, so they can’t go to The Fox Hole (it’s a strip club) and make it rain on lady foxes while getting drunk. Poor fox.

via Mashable

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