Hot Slut Of The Day!

Part Pizazz, the pretty useless, but really hot, beauty tool from the 90s that’s somehow still around today!

Part Pizazz was and is a plastic stencil comb thing that you can use to take your middle part from Blake Lively (boring and basic) to Robin Lively (exciting, unique and beyond glamorous). Everyone in the 90s walked around with flatline center parts, so the makers of Hairagami decided to bring everyone’s middle parts alive with Part Pizazz. With Part Pizazz, you can magically transform your straight, bland middle part into all sorts of shapes like zig-zag, slithering snake, wavy, broken, etc… You can try to make your center part as broken and zig-a-zig-zaggy as your nerves get when you break that piece of plastic crap in your hair.

The best part of Part Pizazz was the infomercial that hypnotized me in the 90s. How is it possible that a little plastic tool can almost instantly turn you into the visual definition of a Hollywood star?! Magic lives in that pop-out glamour guide.

Those latte talons at the 0:30 mark really deserve HSOTD runner-up.

And I wonder if you could use the Part Pizazz to jazz up your pubes area. I’d have to flat iron them first. Somebody is making a visit to Sally’s Beauty supply this weekend. (SPOILER ALERT: That somebody is me.)