Some oldies, like current HSOTM Queen Flossie Dickey, would rather spend their entire day nappin’ and boozin’. (Side note: “Nappin’ and boozin’” is officially my job description.) But this little old lady’s idea of a good time is making the streets a happier place by sharing her moves with the public.
The world is cruel, ugly and shitty, but sometimes happy things happen. Tastefully Offensive posted this clip, taken on the streets of Brighton in England, of a lady in a pink coat parking her granny cart to smack it up, flip it, rub it down with a street performer in a hot, gold jumpsuit. The Internet has made many of us cynical bitches with permanent side-eyes (which is why I have to type and sit sideways), so as you watch this clip, you may wonder if the seasoned dancing machine is really a little person in an old lady costume and this is a shameless viral marketing stunt for Burger King. But I’ll stop being cynical for one second and believe. This is what it looks like when you watch a dancing scene from a Charlie Brown episode while on acid, and it’s glorious:
Well, it was glorious until the 1:22 mark when somebody’s dad had to jump and try to take the spotlight. Have a seat, dad, this moment belongs to ole’ girl (and that goldpeener. I couldn’t go through this whole post without shouting out that gold peen.)
YT via Ezda Beevers