I assumed we were done with this mess as soon as hillbilly peacemaker Miley Cyrus chirped up on Instagram pleading for everyone to try to get along, y’all. But no, the online slap fight no one asked for continues. Yesterday, Pink celebrated International Women’s Day by tweeting the following message:
— P!nk (@Pink) March 9, 2016
Pink doesn’t name any names. But she didn’t exactly have to. The parts about “attention” and “tits and asses” were probably a not-so-subtle reference to Kim Kardashian’s and her attention-yanking plastic mommy selfie. After Pink posted her International Women’s Day pep talk, she must have read Kim’s essay about “empowerment.” Because she followed her note up with a tweet about being open to everyone’s feelings and opinions. But Pink made it clear that those feelings and opinions won’t change her mind. Well, proud slut Amber Rose is determined to change her mind. Or at least determined to start a sub-fight within this race-to-the-bottom nonsense.
Amber’s soul was recently bought out by Kardashian Inc., so it’s not exactly a surprise that she’d rush to Kween Kim’s defense. Amber posted a screengrab of Pink’s International Women’s Day message on Instagram and dragged her for slut shaming such a brave young woman.
“Damn Pink we were all born naked society sexualizes our breast and bodies. If a grown mother of 2 is comfortable with her body and wants to show it off that’s none of ur business or anyone else’s. Now, if u wanna talk to kids and be a mentor to young teens, tell them to go to school and to not use their bodies to get ahead?! I’m all for it! But please as a grown woman let another grown woman live as she wishes. That’s our problem! We’re so quick to down each other instead of uplifting! Pink, We’ve seen u damn near naked swinging from a rope (Beautifully) but what’s the difference between a rope, a pole and a pic on Instagram? Classism. Because u sing while ur half naked does that make it “Classy” or is it because u have a “talent”? I’m not dissing at all Pink just curious after u said ‘You’ll never have to make a silly excuse for yourself.'”
All that’s missing is a “Leave Kimmy ALOOOONE!!” and Amber would officially be Kim’s Chris Crocker. Speaking of, I’m sure Kim has already thanked Amber for her loyal service with a basket of waist trainers. And later, she’ll sit Amber down and ask her to explain that part about Pink swinging almost-naked on a rope. “It sounds like she got a lot of attention for that. Do you think I could do it full-naked? How soon do you think I could get one of those naked rope swings?”