Night Crumbs

Lainey has a blind item about a hippie Oscar winner who offered up shrooms at an after-after party and got denied. My guess is either Brie Larson or Jenny Beavan. Whoever it is, I would’ve turned her down to, because I don’t know how well shrooms would mix with all the coke, meth, heroin, freon and hand sanitizer I’d have to snort to deal with all the assholes at an Oscars after-after party – Lainey Gossip
Farrah Abraham claimed that an Uber driver tried to rape, and then she took it back and said she lied – The Superficial
Gigi Hadid looks constipated, crampy and hungover in CR Fashion Book – Drunken Stepfather
Amy Schumer is really, really serious about The Bachelor – Celebitchy
Dear nerds, here’s the first full trailer for the new season of Game of Thrones – Towleroad
Teresa Giudice and Juicy Joe are getting in those photo-ops before he has to check into the clink – Reality Tea
Kate Hudson’s look is very casual Friday Rooney Mara – Hollywood Tuna
Some network TV show is killing off its star. Please be Lucious Lyon… Please be Lucious Lyon… – Pajiba
I was going to say that Kiki Dunst is dressed like my abuelita on Easter, but my abuelita wore at least 2 bras at the same time – The Nip Slip
If a Robert Palmer girl got a new job as the orange girl in a Fanta commercial – Popoholic
Goopy Paltrow would so love to adopt this boy – The Berry
Sarah Paulson sniffed Cher’s hair once – Popsugar
ABC may have ruined their really hot-sounding TV pilot about the modeling world in the 70s by casting human piece of cardboard Andie MacDowell in the lead role – Jezebel
Christopher Meloni isn’t going back to Law & Order: SVU anytime soon – HuffPo
Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s step-brother isn’t doing so well – IDLYITW
Kim Kartrashian got one of her publicists to write an anti-slut-shaming and anti-naked-shaming essay on empowerment – Just Jared
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