I See That Khlozilla And Kanye West Have Joined Kim Kartrashian’s Ghost-tweeting Team

March 8, 2016 / Posted by:

As her black sheep brother got all the attention on Instagram the other night, Pimp Mama Kris’ former #1 ho Kim Kartrashian was feeling lonely and unloved in the corner, so she tried to get attention by posting an old picture of her looking thirsty and Photoshopped. You know, like we’ve never seen her before and by “like we’ve never seen her before,” I mean “like we’ve seen her a zillion times.” Kim’s fame whore energy bars filled up, just like she wanted, because she got a lot of attention including some from international treasure Bette Midler who piped in because she knows all about trash.

Bette Midler pretty much shut it down with this tweet:

That tweet hugged my soul hard, but it’s not totally right. I mean, Kim has shown us her x-rays and ultrasounds, so we have seen her insides. If Kim really wanted to show us something new, she’d Instagram a picture of her brain scan, but then again, all we have to do is search “a tumbleweed blowing in a soulless desert” on YouTube to see what’s going on in there.

Chloe Grace Moretz also burped up her thoughts on Twitter and got accused of slut-shaming when she tweeted this at Kim:

And of course, seasoned chichis hater and taint wart Piers Morgan farted up his thoughts:

PMK taught her hos that when life hands you tweets from famous types hating you, make famewhoreade by clapping back. Since Kim has the personality of a wet wig and is about as dumb as a dried butt dingle, she can’t come up with clap backs on her own. So she probably held an emergency meeting where clap back kween Kanye West, Khlozilla and The Slow One all tossed out their best disses. I bet even Jonathon Cheban somehow managed to cut the stitches that attach his tongue to Kim’s bleached asshole so that he could pitch his own disses.

They called Bette Midler fake and gay old:

They called Chloe Grace Moretz a nobody:

They shat up an Ashley Madison joke at Piers Morgan:

They also tweeted about how Kim is such a rich bitch that she’s giving her broke husband a loan:

And this whole stupid tweet fight would’ve been for nothing if Kim didn’t post an old picture of her naked body, so she took us full attention whore circle by twatting this out:

Happy International Women’s Day, everyone!

But seriously, somewhere in her hell fire dungeon, Pimp Mama Kris just pulled Kylie Jenner’s name off of the top of her pyramid of money makers and put it below Kim’s. Kim is once again back to being PMK’s most prized fame whore heffa. Kongrats, Kim!

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