Flossie Dickey Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

March 8, 2016 / Posted by:

February’s Hot Slut of the Month war came down to 110-year-old badass Flossie Dickey and Oscar-winning badass Jenny Beavan. But in the end, the give no fucks charisma of a Washington treasure (whose hot name sounds like the name of an oral care product I need in my life) won out. Flossie Dickey got a little over 46% of your votes and Jenny Beavan got the HSOTM runner-up spot with almost 40%. The Star Wars Dildos were in a galaxy far, far away from Jenny Beavan with around 9% and Botox blossom Annabel Bowlen was even further with 5%.

Fun fact (that’s not actually a fact): Every HSOTM winner gets a bouquet, but our napping hero wouldn’t want a bouquet unless it’s made of tiny whiskey bottles and wrapped in a napping blanket. Me too, actually. Flossie Dickey is going to live for another 110 years, so she’ll battle it out against the other HSOTM winners in the Hot Slut of 2016 finals next year.

I was going to post that skit from last week’s Saturday Night Live of Kate McKinnon doing Flossie Dickey, but it doesn’t even come close to matching the perfection of the original, so here’s that instead:

Thanks to everybody who voted!

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