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March 6, 2016 / Posted by:

CupcaKKe, my new favorite philosopher and a high priestess of rap whose lyrics are extremely relevant to my interests!

The music industry is in a sad state, and yes, we already knew this, but that point has been jammed into my brain once again. Because it says everything when someone like Iggy Azalea is a multi-millionaire with hits and a true rap artiste like CupcaKKe isn’t. CupcaKKe has been around for a minute, but I was first exposed to her elegant artistry the other day when a reader dropped a link to one of her videos with the subject “Your new favorite rapper!” They weren’t lying. CupcaKKe’s YouTube channel is a treasure trove of YES. There’s a good reason for why I’ve made her HSOTD on a Sunday. Some of her songs are gospel to me.

If the “casual encounters” section of Craigslist was a song, it’d be CupcaKKe’s “Deepthroat.” The title pretty much explains it all, but here’s a few of its extremely poetic lyrics:

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can’t speak a sentence

When you put those lines in your Tinder and/or Grindr profile, make sure you give credit to the William Blake of rap that is CupcaKKe. And the video…. While wearing one of Miley Cyrus’ most demure funeral-going ensembles and Hottie from Flavor of Love’s old wig, CupcaKKe slurps up water from a dog bowl and sucks off a banana. If the “homemade” tag on PornHub was a music video, it’d look like this. Screw million dollar video budgets. All you need to make art is an iPhone 3GS and a motel room at Super 8’s competitor Not-So-Super 6.

CupcaKKe’s YT channel also features classic hits like “Juicy Coochie” and “Vagina.”

If the music industry wants to pull itself out of the sad state it’s in, it should quickly put together an arena tour starring: Majela ZeZe Diamond , Wendy Ho, Khia, Fly Young Red and CupcaKKe!

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