Congratulations, Kardashians! It’s been a while since your family got some attention that didn’t begin with the words “Kanye West had another Twitter meltdown…”
According to People, the least-popular Hot Looks doll, Kendall Jenner, allegedly tried to fist a pap (“That’s disgusting! But go on…” said an interested Kanye) outside of a nightclub in Paris last night. Kendall channeled her inner Naomi Campbell after the pap got a bit too close to her while she was leaving with fellow famous model friend Gigi Hadid.
People says Kendall’s bodyguard got involved by restraining the pap. Here’s one picture of Kendall looking madder than Kris Jenner every time Rob declares his love for fellow rubber-faced succubus Blac Chyna on Instagram.
— People Magazine (@people) March 4, 2016
Kendall’s alleged freak-out on the paparazzi (aka her family’s reason for continued relevancy) feels a bit surprising, considering that she has Kris and Caitlyn Jenner’s attention-loving DNA flowing through her veins. But Kendall admitted on her website last month that, unlike the rest of her family, she doesn’t exactly get a 4-hour orgasm from seeing a crowd of paps fighting to take her picture. I doubt Kendall will get in trouble back at the Kardashian Kompound for attempting to punch a pap. What she will get in trouble for is that none of it was caught on video. “Honey, have I not taught you anything? Maximum exposure = maximum attention.” will say Kris, before silently wondering where she went wrong.
Here’s Kendall in Paris earlier today.