Who Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
Hot Slut of the Month must go on even though last month an unholy act against everything was committed when a dog beat demigoddess Joan Collins for the title. But we must pick ourselves up, pray for the satanic souls who voted against her and move on while making a note that next year, we’ll stuff her name into the Hot Slut of the Year ballot box.
The 4 choices for Hot Slut of February each tingle a different part of you. The Star Wars “pool toys” tingle your fuck hole(s). Flossie Dickey tingles your soul. Jenny Beavan tingles your spirit. And the First Lady of the Denver Broncos tingles your retinas with her all-natural beauty. Like every month, 3 choices got the most Facebook likes and the last one is the wild card picked by me. I already told you the 4 choices for HSOTM, but I’ll tell you again anyway, because I really want this post to be more than 200 words:
– Target’s Star Wars “pool toys” that are really poon toys.
– Flossie Dickey, the 110-year-old whiskey-drinking hero who did not make it all the way to 110 to be interviewed by some annoying local news reporter.
– Jenny Beavan, the award-winning costume designer whose badass Oscar ensemble caused a SCANDAL!
– Annabel Bowlen, the fresh Canadian blossom who is now the Queen of the Broncos.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced on Tuesday!