“You can’t act worth a damn. I only hired you because we couldn’t afford Jessica Chastain. You have cankles. Wait, you’re not crying yet. Okay, while on my way over here, I stopped by your house and kicked your new kitten.” – David O. Russell in that picture, probably.
There’s been story after story about how director David O. Russell is a throbbing dick slit wart and working with him is about as pleasant and easy as using hot sauce as lube to butt bone yourself with a durian fruit. Cases in point: David O had a cuntastic meltdown and went after Lily Tomlin on the set of I Heart Huckabees. He allegedly molested his niece’s chest in a gym. He made a studio executive cry on the set of Joy. And that’s probably just the tip of the dick wad iceberg. Now here’s another story about what a piece of butt corn he is and I’m sure David O doesn’t mind it. Because every time a story about him being a nip pimple comes out, he stops punching a blind orphan puppy to cackle into the night sky over everyone being reminded of his asshole ways.
We’ve already heard that David O was so mean to Amy Adams on the set of American Hustle that Christian Bale had to give him a piece of Christian Bale, and now she tells British GQ that it’s true. While filming American Hustle, Amy joined the “Women Who David O. Russell Has Made Cry” Club.
“I was really just devastated on set. I mean, not every day, but most. Jennifer [Lawrence] doesn’t take any of it on. She’s Teflon. And I am not Teflon. But I also don’t like to see other people treated badly…It’s not OK with me. Life to me is more important than movies. It really taught me how to separate work and home. Because I was like, ‘I cannot bring this experience home with me to my daughter.’”
I doubt Amy Adams will work with David O again, but if she does and he makes her cry again, she should immediately run to the bathroom and let all of her tears fall into the sink. Make sure they all go down that drain. Because I’m pretty sure that every time David O makes a woman cry, he gets his assistant to suck up her tears from the floor with a turkey baster and drop them into a cup. Drinking the tears of the women he’s been a shit head to fuels his evil heart!
Amy also talked about being paid less than the dudes on American Hustle. Amy said she’s proud of Jennifer Lawrence for writing that essay about the gender wage gap issue, but she doesn’t completely agree.
“Yeah, I did. I didn’t speak about it before and I’m probably not going to speak about it forever, because I disagreed with… not Jennifer per se, but people who had opinions on how women should go about negotiating. The truth is we hire people to negotiate on our behalf, men and women… I knew I was being paid less and I still agreed to do it because the option comes down to do it or don’t do it. So you just have to decide if it’s worth it for you. It doesn’t mean I liked it.”
But was it worth it? Well, I guess Amy Adams is just like many of you. She doesn’t get paid enough to deal with piece of shit bosses. Shut up, Allison! I see you trying to say something. Go to the bathroom and finish your crying!