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March 3, 2016 / Posted by:

The accidental pink dildo that was made during a photo-op at a high school in Toronto on Tuesday morning.

CBC News says that Kathleen Wynn, the Premier of Ontario, visited Jarvis Collegiate Institute with the minister of training, Reza Moridi, on Tuesday morning to talk about a new grant that they’re offering up to low-income college students. Since any politician’s visit to anywhere isn’t complete without some dumb photo-op, Kathleen and Reza stood in front of photographers as two students did a simple science experiment using dish soap. I guess the science experience was supposed to create some kind of pink blob that’d look like something one of the acid trip pink elephants from Dumbo would shit out. But instead, the science experiment turned into an accidental dildo show. Some say the experiment went wrong, but I say it went right. The finished product is kind of sweet, though. It kind of looks like an uncut dildo is hugging the base of a cut dildo. It’s a love story.

I don’t know if they didn’t notice the magical unicorn dick in front of them or what, but the grown-ups just stood there laughing. If I was in that room, I would’ve grabbed that thing and ran out of the room while asking the teacher for the recipe. But then again, if I want the recipe, I can skim through Dianetics since this is something that’s definitely made in the Scientology labs:

I swear, I took the wrong route in life. Right after high school, I should’ve gone to college in Canada and majored in science.

And Happy Pink Peen Thursday (see: Caption Pic above), everyone!

Pic: @robertbenzie (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)

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