If the stories of master thespian Jared Leto in perpetual Joker cosplay have taught me anything, it’s that Oscar winners sometimes take themselves very seriously. Apparently that’s not just something non-Hollywooders like myself noticed. Tina Fey knows it too. Even though Tina is technically Hollywood, she lives in New York City full time. It sounds like living in a place that turns into a frozen hellhole in the winter and where the donuts will give you the multicolor shits has immunized Tina to overzealous Oscar winners.
During an interview yesterday with Howard Stern (via UsWeekly) to promote Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Ms. Norbury joked that some parts of this year’s Academy Awards ceremony also made her roll her eyes and mutter “Oh boy…” to herself. Stars, they’re just like us!
“I’m so glad I live here, because halfway through [the Oscars], I was like, ‘This is some real Hollywood bullshit. Everyone’s telling me what to do. People are yelling at me about rape and corporate greed, but really, it’s climate change. I was like, ‘Guys, pick a lane.’ Like we’re going to fix everything tonight. And also, like, you’re all rich. Why are you yelling at me about corporate greed?”
All jokes aside, Tina does want you to know she was totally into Leonardo DiCaprio’s “save the earth” speech.
“I always am psyched when someone is articulate with those things because, let’s face it, actors are very stupid. But he’s so smart, and his speech was so cogent.”
Howard also asked Tina if she could rationalize the polar bear-cuddling Leo with the pussy-pounding Leo. According to Tina, it’s fine because fucking an endless supply of Victoria’s Secret models doesn’t affect his green footprint. Well, I don’t know about that. The 2 trash bags full of used condoms Lukas Haas takes to the landfill every week can’t be very good for the earth.
Speaking of, Tina doesn’t have a problem with Leo’s passion for banging young models. When Howard asked if she thought Leo’s humping habits were misogynistic, she answered:
“Is it misogynistic to sleep with a bunch of women who want to sleep with you? I don’t think it’s misogynistic, no. I think everybody there is up for it. But also cause he’s still cute. When he’s 50 and they’re still 18…”
Oh no. That means Leo only has 9 years left. The Victoria’s Secret casting office just went into “Code Red” emergency mode.
Here’s Tina at the premiere of Whiskey Tango Fuck It looking like a serious business lady from the knees-up and Edward Scissorhand’s mistress from the waist-down.