Night Crumbs

Last night was the grand opening of Au Fudge, Jessica Biel’s very L.A.-looking restaurant for parents to take their kids to without worrying about child-hating hos throwing them hateful looks. Nope, I won’t be going there. No, not because I don’t want to be around loud children. But because how can I enjoy a $25 organic sundae while, as Lainey says, Justin Timberlake is singing “Come On Down To AuFudgeVille” in the middle of the room? – Lainey Gossip 

And here’s more of Britney Spears not looking like Britney Spears while posing with a hot piece of man in V Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

I stared at Teresa Palmer’s dress, and now I want a Necco Wafer – Hollywood Tuna 

Laura Jeanne Poon better stay out of trouble while she’s in Mexico, because her whole “AMERICAN CITIZEN” line isn’t going to work at all there  – Popoholic

Naomi Campbell and Bradley Cooper had breakfast together. No, I’m sure it wasn’t an interview for a possible bearding position, because she’s way too old for him and he’s way too poor for her – Celebitchy

Prison life is making Subway Jared fat again – The Superficial 

Here’s the trailer for Finding Dory, a movie that’s probably going to find itself making 500 billion dollars on its opening weekend – Towleroad

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith apparently okay’d Chris Rock’s jokes about them at the Oscars – WWTDD

No. No. And no. – Jezebel

British BBC ass alert – OMG Blog

PornHub released a map of the most searched terms by state. Weird, none of my regular search terms made the list. Okay, maybe I use “cartoon” every now and again. I do have a thing for Gaston – The Berry 

Charlie Hunnam is in sweats again – Popsugar

Mischa Barton is FINALLY getting a check, maybe – Just Jared

Speaking of Dancing For A Check, it’ll be Hough-less next season – SOW

Lorne Michaels pretty much did the Kanye shrug over Kanye West’s SNL meltdown – HuffPo

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