“I hope you also bought a deluxe shock-absorbing saddle, because I don’t want to blow out my coochie bone the first time it decides to take a rough gallop.” Can you tell I know nothing about horses?
It looks like Blake Shelton decided to take his relationship with Gwen Stefani to the next level, which as we all know is giving your special someone an expensive animal. Last month, Gwen posted this on Instagram:
She never said who gave her that horse. I’m sure it had nothing to do with playing coy and hoping people would guess that Halo the Horsie was from Blake. Well, guess what? Blake told Entertainment Tonight last night that the gift came from him. Mystery solved!
“We got her horse and I got myself a horse at the same time. Gwen, she loves riding and she loves horses. It’s actually so funny that people are so shocked by that, but if you can name me one girl on the planet that doesn’t love horses or just think that they are beautiful.”
Hmmm… I don’t personally know any of their names, but I do know that they work at a restaurant in Newport, Kentucky.
There will be no shade from me in regards to Blake giving his girlfriend a horse. Unlike some famous people who adopt animals, Gwen and Blake seem like the type who will take care of theirs. Not to mention that Gwen is a rich person, so that horsie will always have the best apples and salt licks. What I do have a problem with is the name she gave her horse. Halo??? What kind of boring-ass, violently un-Gwen Stefani name is Halo? Or maybe Halo is short for Hella Good Santa Cruz Pickitup Pony, in which case I stand corrected.