Open Post: Hosted By Ashley Graham’s Caged Heat Chichis

February 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Has anybody checked on Cheryl Tiegs to see if she needs medical attention? Because I’m sure she nearly appalled herself into a coma after seeing Ashley Graham (aka the model Cheryl thinks is too fat for the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition) in this truly demure gown.

Ashley Graham was at the Vanity Fair Oscar party where she made sure that everyone there knew that she has tits. I mean, she framed her chichis with a red curtain and made them look like twin fire engine steering wheels. Ashley should’ve really made sure that everyone saw her tits by putting two blinking arrows on her shoulders that pointed down to her wondrous chichi balls. That whole ensemble is very “stripper working the room on Valentine’s Day.”

Ashley was on E! before the Oscars and said it was very hard for her to find a dress:

“Trying to find a dress for the Oscars, a girl my size, [with] these girls this size — I mean, it has been a whole job in itself.”

Obviously trying to find a dress for the Oscars was hard for Ashley. After hours of shopping, Ashley just said fuck it and she took one of her mom’s old Christmas Eve dresses, cut the tits part out, threw on a bra, decorated her chichis with red tape and called it good. Or she just bought that dress on Yandy.

Personally, I don’t like seeing a pair of imprisoned chichis, but yet she somehow manages to make it look like the pinnacle of elegance.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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