Night Crumbs

February 29, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

If you ever wanted to know what it would look like if you caught Matt Damon sucking off Ben Affleck under a big coat, here you go. (Side note: Ben totally blew out a huge butt burp while Matt was in that coat.) – Towleroad

Monica Lewinsky was at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party and her boring ass dress gets a no from me. Monica really should’ve went for it by wearing a blue dress with a bedazzled cum stain on it. Meanwhile, Gennifer Flowers was probably attending Penthouse’s Oscar party at a Hooter’s in New Jersey. – HuffPo

Speaking of Gennifer Flowers, her website is a garden of potent glamour – GenniferFlowers.com

No, some beauty website called Total Beauty didn’t purposefully confuse Whoopi Goldberg for Oprah Winfrey because they knew it would get them a whole lot of attention and clicks. Nope, not at all – Lainey Gossip

Who cares about Caitlyn Jenner when Mimi really delivered the classiness by wearing fishnets over pantyhose? – Celebitchy

Even after her piece faked cancer, Vicki Gunvalson has been asked back for the new season of The Real Plasticwives of Orange County – Reality Tea

First Ashley Graham and now Chestica Simpson. The caged titties look is so now! – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lawrence’s Republican family members in Kentucky held a funeral for her career after she wrote that essay about the gender wage gap issue – The Superficial

Raven-Symone doesn’t know how elections work – WWTDD

Chris Rock lied to us. The Girl Scouts did not sell $65,000 worth of cookies at the Oscars – Jezebel

Jessica Alba was at the Vanity Fair Oscar party because EVERYONE with at least 2 fucking IMDB credits was there – Popoholic

It’s because of Japanese potatoes, goddammit! – Hollywood Tuna

Gigi Hadid’s nipple “accidentally slipped out” (read: they spent 8 hours rehearsing that nip slip) at the Versace show – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Denzel Washington said fuck it to the Oscars and ate popcorn at a basketball game instead – Popsugar

Needs more peen prints – The Berry

Rest in peace, Captain Hocken from Naked Gun – Boy Culture

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