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February 29, 2016 / Posted by:

If you ever wanted to know what it would look like if you caught Matt Damon sucking off Ben Affleck under a big coat, here you go. (Side note: Ben totally blew out a huge butt burp while Matt was in that coat.) – Towleroad

Monica Lewinsky was at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party and her boring ass dress gets a no from me. Monica really should’ve went for it by wearing a blue dress with a bedazzled cum stain on it. Meanwhile, Gennifer Flowers was probably attending Penthouse’s Oscar party at a Hooter’s in New Jersey. – HuffPo

Speaking of Gennifer Flowers, her website is a garden of potent glamour –

No, some beauty website called Total Beauty didn’t purposefully confuse Whoopi Goldberg for Oprah Winfrey because they knew it would get them a whole lot of attention and clicks. Nope, not at all – Lainey Gossip 

Who cares about Caitlyn Jenner when Mimi really delivered the classiness by wearing fishnets over pantyhose? – Celebitchy

Even after her piece faked cancer, Vicki Gunvalson has been asked back for the new season of The Real Plasticwives of Orange CountyReality Tea

First Ashley Graham and now Chestica Simpson. The caged titties look is so now! – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lawrence’s Republican family members in Kentucky held a funeral for her career after she wrote that essay about the gender wage gap issue – The Superficial  

Raven-Symone doesn’t know how elections work – WWTDD

Chris Rock lied to us. The Girl Scouts did not sell $65,000 worth of cookies at the Oscars – Jezebel

Jessica Alba was at the Vanity Fair Oscar party because EVERYONE with at least 2 fucking IMDB credits was there – Popoholic

It’s because of Japanese potatoes, goddammit! – Hollywood Tuna 

Gigi Hadid’s nipple “accidentally slipped out” (read: they spent 8 hours rehearsing that nip slip) at the Versace show – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Denzel Washington said fuck it to the Oscars and ate popcorn at a basketball game instead – Popsugar

Needs more peen prints – The Berry 

Rest in peace, Captain Hocken from Naked Gun Boy Culture 

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