Kylie Minogue Slaps Back At Kylie Jenner For Attempting To Trademark The Name “Kylie”

Kylie Minogue, the best thing to happen ever, has said “get outta my way” to living FemSkin Kylie Jenner for trying to trademark the name ‘Kylie‘. The youngest Jenner put in the application for trademark in August of last year and Kylie’s business reps, KDB, filed to oppose and stop this heinous act of treachery on February 22nd, reports World Intellectual Property Review.

KDB is saying that if Kylie Jenner’s application is approved, it would cause confusion and mess with the original Kylie’s brand. While that’s true from a technical standpoint, you’d have to be pretty dumb to confuse a white diamond and a joke shop turd. On top of that, they’re citing the fact that Minogue already owns trademarks for the term ‘Kylie‘ not only in entertainment and music, but also for her perfume ‘Kylie Minogue Darling.” I’m also going to plug her home line, Kylie Minogue At Home, because I’m a rabid, frothing at the mouth fan and the line is classy and elegant.

KDB has also called Kylie Jenner a “secondary reality television personality” as well as pointing out that she’s been criticized by “disability rights groups” and “African-American communities.”

Good on them for calling a spade a spade, or rather a budget bucket of silicone a budget bucket of silicone. I’m glad Minogue’s people have finally done something because when I heard way back when that Jenner was trying to pull this shit I nearly Erin Brockovich-ed and started a class action suit. There’s only one Kylie and that is Kylie Minogue! Others need not apply!

Pics: Wenn