Important Update On The Romance Of The Decade

As reported yesterday by hard hitting journalist me and every other major news outlet, Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini and Liam Payne have been bumping uglies since the end of last year. But, it’s now been confirmed by the King of Kings, Instagram. Liam changed his profile picture (see: above) to one of him and Cheryl after all the beans were spilled on their modern winter summer romance.

A source, via UsWeekly, says that it’s “not serious … but they’re enjoying things,” and that 32-year-old Cheryl and 22-year-old Liam “hates that it’s out there,” but are “kind of relieved at the same time because now they don’t have to be paranoid about getting caught.” I know it must be a nightmare to be hounded day and night by the paps you called, but I say just do what you want. You gotta live.

If Renee Zellweger can take the London tube and not get noticed, why can’t these two pop out for a date night? Here’s a tip, don’t wear giant sunglasses and a big hat, trying to “not get noticed”, and there’s a good chance you won’t get noticed. Anyways, good luck to these two. Mazel Tov. Many joys and blah blah blah. To be totally honest this whole thing smells of STUNT QUEEN to me. Cheryl needs some good PR because of the divorce and she hasn’t been doing all that much lately and Liam is one of the One Directioners that falls into the “other guys” category. Good luck!

Pic: Instagram