Note to black actors: If you want to be invited to the Oscars stage, spew out some truly WTF foolery on Fox News and you’ll be asked to do a truly awkward bit so everyone can laugh at your ass!
At the Oscars tonight, Chris Rock introduced Stacey Dash as the new director of their minority outreach program. As most of us here know, Dionne from Clueless has said before that Black History Month and the BET Awards shouldn’t exist. Stacey came out and wished everyone a happy Black History Month. We were supposed to barf out a river of HAHAHAHAs over Stacey Dash making fun of herself, but I think most of us were too busy wondering what the fuck was going on and why?????
This moment may have outdone Rob Lowe and Snow White’s Oscar opener as the most “Huh?!” moment of any Oscars.
— Matt Wilstein (@TheMattWilstein) February 29, 2016
As to how they got Stacey to do it… Well, they just said, “Stacey, cameras will be involved-“ And she said, “Stop, that’s all I need to know. Where do I sign my name in blood?”