Salma Hayek’s Dog Was Murdered

Salma Hayek dropped forty tons of sadness on her Instagram followers yesterday when she told them that her dog friend of 9 years, Mozart, was shot to death on her ranch in Washington State. Salma Hayek owning a ranch in Washington made my brain squeeze out the word “random.” Apparently, Salma, along with Linda Evans, is involved in the cult Ramtha and Ramtha is based in Washington. But back to poor Mozart…

Salma said that she’s been off of Instagram for a bit because she’s been mourning the loss of Mozart who was found dead last Friday.

I haven’t posted for a week as I been mourning the death of my dog, Mozart who I personally delivered out of his mother’s womb. He was found dead in my ranch last Friday with a shot close to his heart. I am hoping that the Washington State authorities do justice to this wonderful dog whom in 9 years never bit or attacked anyone. He loved his territory and never strayed away…he was the most loving and loyal companion. He didn’t deserve a slow and painful death. #doglover #animalrights #dog #dogoftheday #rip #delivery #washingtonstateauthorities

Well, that’s every kind of awful.

If someone shot my dog, I’d probably turn into that dude from The Secret In Their Eyes (or Julia Roberts in the shitty American remake) and spend my every waking hour trying to track that evil bitch down. But Salma Hayek has millions and is married to a billionaire so I’m sure she’ll just hire someone to do that for her. Hopefully they’ll find out what happened and avenge that poor pooch.

Rest in peace, Mozart.

Pic: Instagram