Hot Slut Of The Day!

Juliette, the runaway fake unicorn who (probably) wanted nothing to do with the fairy-tale photo shoot she was in and so she ran, ran, ran for freedom.

On the (almost) 2nd anniversary of those hot llamas Thelma and Louise-ing it by running from the law, Juliette obviously decided to pay tribute to them by pulling a QUIT THIS BITCH  in Madera Ranchos, California, near Fresno. KTLA says that Juliette’s human is a photographer and regularly dresses her up as a unicorn for photo shoots. No, she isn’t a real unicorn. She just plays one in photo shoots. Mariah Carey is probably going to call in sad to her show because this is the saddest news that has ever hit her heart.

On Wednesday night, Juliette was supposed to be posing in a photo shoot with children but she wasn’t having it. The first time she tried to escape, her human Sandra Boos and a handler were able to catch her. But the second time, Juliette really went for it and she ran through the streets and got as far away from that scene as possible. The California Highway Patrol was called.

Highway patrol even had to bring in a helicopter to find Juliette since she hid in an orchard. A family friend was eventually able to get Juliette out using another horse she knows. Juliette was safely returned to her barn. Sandra Boos told Buzzfeed that they had a few laughs over it:

Boos said she had to laugh as she overheard the highway patrolmen say, “Please be advised the unicorn is in custody.”

While it was the highway patrol who eventually caught the pony, Boos said it was a community-wide effort that really made the difference.

“We had people stopping traffic,” Boos told BuzzFeed. “And people came out from a horse rescue.” It was actually Boos’ friend Renee who helped to corral Juliet after she was located.

Who knows why Juliette ran her ass out of there. Maybe she’s not about that modeling life anymore. Maybe she didn’t want to share lens time with those children. Maybe she’s the Linda Evangelista of ponies and doesn’t get out of the barn for less than 10,000 bails of hay a day.

But whatever the case may be, I still feel Juliette. If I had to pose with a bunch of kids while wearing a fake unicorn horn, I too would make like a white Bronco in 1994 and head for Mexico.