Night Crumbs

February 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Hello, welcome to the Ballroom Dance Bar and Grill. My name is Rachel. I’ll be your hostess tonight. Now, please, allow me to cha-cha-cha you to your table.” – Lainey Gossip 

Oh, please, the only man, woman or thing that Leonardo DiCatchAHo has eyes for until Sunday night is Oscar – Celebitchy

Hopefully this one will take Justin Bieber over her knee and spank the brat out of him – WWTDD

The most surprising part is that Taryn Manning didn’t try to spray Windex into the eyes of Brittany Murphy’s ghost for messing up her DJ set – The Superficial 

Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s ex-piece Kelly Roarorsomething was in Harper’s Bazaar – Drunken Stepfather 

Team Debra Messing, always – Reality Tea 

Gordon Ramsay should be deported and his visa should be burned for this – Hollywood Tuna 

What in “Boca Raton widow going to a rainforest charity luncheon” is Christina Hendricks wearing? – Popoholic

Cheryl Tiegs tries to clarify her “plus-size is unhealthy” comment and she really shouldn’t – Pajiba

Jenny, formerly of IDLYITW, made Jimmy Kimmel’s mean tweets and said one of the nicest things I’ve ever read about Sean PennTowleroad

Yesterday, Joanna Krupa’s ass was on a boat and today, her nipples are on a boat  – (NSFW) The Nip Slip  

The winner of last night’s Republican presidential debate was obviously this closed captioner – Boy Culture 

Let’s not do this again… BUT, it’s black and brown! – Starcasm

This is going to be my hungover ass trying to get out of bed the morning after the Oscars – The Berry 

Caitlyn Jenner’s MAC ad looks like this – Just Jared

Since Kim Kartrashian wants us all to be as honest as Kanye West, let me just say that honestly, we’d all honestly like them both to shut the fuck up, honestly – HuffPo

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