Louis Tomlinson, the OshKosh B’gosh Luke Perry of One Direction, and his baby mother, Briana Jungwirth, have been fighting over $$$$$ ever since she gave birth to their son, Freddie Reign, a month ago. The Sun claimed that Louis and Briana worked out a child support agreement and that it was decided that he’ll drop $14,000 into her checking account every month for the next 18 years. But TMZ says that it ain’t so, and they’re still tussling over child support money. Briana wants more of it and Louis wants to pay her less. Tale as old as gold digger time….
Sources tell TMZ that before this morning, Briana was not letting Louis see their son at all until he opened up that wallet and made it rain (I almost typed “reign” but that’s too much for a Friday) more money on her. Briana was allegedly using her baby as a pawn to get paid. TMZ’s sources claim that Louis has been more than fair. Louis got Briana and his son a 3-bedroom house in Calabasas and he’s rented a fancier one nearby. He’s been paying for Briana’s expenses, but they don’t have a set-in-stone deal, so he pays a different amount each week. The sources say that when they tried to agree to a set-in-stone deal, she wanted more cash and shit hit the gutter.
Louis also hasn’t asked for a DNA test because he believes that his jizz made that baby.
Lawyers for both sides were supposed to battle it out in a court room this morning, but they put their dicks away and agreed to a temporary settlement that kept them from facing a judge. Briana has agreed to let Louis see Freddie Reign for a few hours a day during the week. But he can’t keep his son overnight. The agreement is temporary and they’re apparently going to stick with it until they can agree to a more concrete one.
I have a feeling that TMZ’s main source is probably Harry Styles with a voice changer and they’re just trying to smear Briana. But if all of this is true, then it’s a damn shame and the GDA (Gold Diggers Association) has let Briana down. GDA’s president, Heather Mills, should’ve visited Briana and worked out a plan. First, you leak stories to the media about what a shit person Louis is… Second, you get the paparazzi to take pictures of you holding your baby outside of Louis’ front door while you bang on it and beg him to give you money for food before your kid starves… You have to be slick about it. The GDA should be ashamed of themselves for this!
And here’s Louis and Liam Payne at the BRIT Awards on Wednesday.