Open Post: Hosted By The Disgusting Ass Ghostbusters Twinkie

February 25, 2016 / Posted by:

The new Ghostbusters movie is coming out this July, so we should cover ourselves with a tarp and prepared to be hit with a whole lot of slime-covered merchandise. The good news that has made us 80s kids extra thirsty is that they’re re-releasing the nectar of the gods that is Ecto-Cooler! I can’t wait to guzzle it, bathe in it and get a colonic with it, and yes I’m going to do that all at once. The gross news (which no, isn’t grosser than me guzzling, bathing and colonic-ing Ecto-Cooler at the same time) is, that just like they did when Shrek came out, Hostess is putting out a Twinkie that looks like it was bit by a zombie. The Ghostbusters Twinkie is filled with “key lime slime” and Foodbeast thinks it’ll be out around early June.

It makes sense, because of the Twinkie scene in the original Ghostbusters movie (see below). But that thing looks like it’s filled with the foam that would come out of Slimer’s mouth if he had rabies. It looks like it had a bareback threesome with Gerard Butler and Parasite Hilton in a Port-A-Potty at the Gathering of the Juggalos. It looks like it really needs to go to the free clinic in a bad way.

With that being said, I’d still put it in my mouth.

Pic: @ENMSALES

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