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February 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Pizza Hut’s red drinking cups from the 80s, 90s and maybe today!

The sit-down restaurant version of Pizza Hut that was near my mom’s house became a real estate office, or a sushi bar or something, a long time ago and in the past few years I’ve only been to the ones that you can’t eat in. So I have no idea if Pizza Hut still uses these ribbed (for your hand’s pleasure) red plastic cups, but they were IT in the 80s. They were (are) the official drinking cups of Pizza Hut’s dine-in restaurants. I remember them being almost indestructible.  Like if you threw one at a brick, the brick would be the bitch who would need immediate medical attention. I wouldn’t be surprised if non-certified back alley plastic surgeons found a way to melt these down and inject them into the faces of their patients. Your face wouldn’t move in a category 5 cyclone if you had a melted down Pizza Hut red cup injected in it.

When the apocalypse wipes most of us out, all that will be left will be Betty White and Pizza Hut red drinking cups. They will live past eternity. And right now they’re probably living in somebody’s grandma’s kitchen cabinet. As far as I know, my abuelita never stole a Pizza Hut red cup, surprisingly, but I’m sure many memaws did. Somebody’s grandma definitely serves iced tea in these along with stolen sugar packets, crackers and ranch dressing in a ceramic kitchen dish she swiped from another restaurant.

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