Everyone knows that walking is hard and when you’re Mariah Carey, walking is really hard. You try walking when a 6-sizes too small gown and 10 pairs of Spanx are squeezing your internal organs and you’ve got 45 pounds of face paint and a 2 ton diamond ring weighing you down. So this hilarious Instagram video (via Lainey Gossip) of the Hello Kitty unicornie one being wheeled around isn’t that surprising.
It looks like it was shot in the lobby of her show in Las Vegas during a performance. Since it would take her approximately 45 years to walk from one side of the theater to the other, one of her minions wheeled her as her ladies-in-waiting freshened up her beauty and kept a refreshing drink nearby just in case she wanted to quench her thirst. All hail the Anti-Walking Empress!
I’ve seen Mimi’s butterfly extravaganza in Las Vegas and she barely walks in that. If she wore a Fitbit, at the end of the day her stats would read: “Steps – Bitch didn’t even try.” The set designer came up with many creatives things for Mimi to lounge on. Mimi lounged on a jet ski, a car, a couch and a bed. Mimi is a lazy hero and is always having a seat. I can’t blame her for that. But I can blame her for that janky chariot. It looks like a chair sitting on a Costco flat bed cart. I can’t believe Mimi allowed herself to be seen on that thing. I would think that a swan like her would only be seen in a miniature version of Queen Elizabeth’s chariot. It must’ve been in the shop getting bedazzled and gold leafed.