The last time I had Burger King, it ended with the plumber declaring my toilet dead before taking it out on a stretcher. So I don’t really mess with Burger King anymore, but I am all for this commercial masquerading as a training video of the legendary Charo teaching employees how to make their new grilled salchicha.
Burger King is trying to act like this training video, and the one starring Snoop Dogg, were used for internal purposes only, but they decided to release them to the public due to popular demand. Burger King has regularly pulled at our bowels, but now they’re pulling our dicks. This is obviously a commercial and the whole “training video” thing is their gimmick for this campaign. You don’t spends tens of millions of dollars (I’m grossly underestimating) on hiring Charo for a video that you only plan to use in-house. Charo is a sequined sparkler that must be shared with the world at large! Note: Don’t ask me what’s going on in this video, because I don’t know either. Just take in the brilliance of it all.
I also don’t know what “I got bumps all over my goose” means. But I’m going to take a wild guess and say that eating Burger King’s grilled hot dog has made Charo’s culo culo twitch in a major way. And I really hate Burger King now, because they’ve caused me to talk about Charo’s bowel movements.