Hot Slut Of The Day!
The dog who can meow (sort of) on command!
It’s Monday and you’re probably already all the way over it, so it’s kind of wrong for me to start off the week with a HSOTD that is a game changer and will switch up the future as we know it. We all pretty much know that in the near future, cats will be our overlords and we’ll be pussy slaves who will do whatever they want (read: We’ll feed them, be their scratching post of skin whenever they get in the mood to draw blood and entertain them by cleaning out their litter box as they cackle on the inside with glee from watching a human pick up their shit… Wait, so nothing will change, basically). Well, this video changes EVERYTHING.
A human uploaded this video of her pooch meowing on command. It happens for just a millisecond but this is some Rod Serling shit. If you have a cat, that cat is going to escape your house while you’re at work today to have an emergency meeting with the Pussy Federation over this new and disturbing development. Now that a dog can meow (sort of) on command, it’ll be able to learn the language of the cats and will be able to slip into a pussy suit and go undercover as a cat. I can’t wait for FX to do a spin-off of The Americans about this called The Felines.
The future just got a PLOT TWIST. See, I told you this was too much for your mind to take in on a Monday!
via Time